Julian Casablancas still finding work; makes one hot-looking chick.

Not to be confused with Santogold, who is really the only good part of this commercial for Converse- Julian is the femme one in the sunglasses.

Jay-Z likes Coldplay, remains hypnotic while doing so.

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See? Told you so.

Don't you want to FEEEL MY SKINNNNN

That kid is my fucking hero. Take note, Brandon Flowers- you need to be at least HALF as passionate as this guy is.

They tried to make me go to rehab...

For Christ's sake, get well soon, Amy.

"That's enough, ma'am. I'm cutting you off."

I want to party with Lily Allen.

Scarlett JoHAHAHAHAHAHAHAnson

This album sucks and she isn't an indie 'icon'. Stop trying to make this shit work, NME. It's awful. Plain and simple.

"Only five cents a day can feed one Alex Turner for a week."

It's official. Manarexic Monkey over here is our new ~*thinspiration*~


We still love you, Alex! Now please eat a Hostess cupcake!