"That's enough, ma'am. I'm cutting you off."

I want to party with Lily Allen.

They tried to make me go to rehab...

For Christ's sake, get well soon, Amy.

Jay-Z likes Coldplay, remains hypnotic while doing so.

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See? Told you so.

Julian Casablancas still finding work; makes one hot-looking chick.

Not to be confused with Santogold, who is really the only good part of this commercial for Converse- Julian is the femme one in the sunglasses.